Nick the Prick who Pricks his Dick

Nick, a.k.a. Nicholaus the Birdwatcher, a.k.a. Nick the Prick who Pricks his Dick is the strongest of bosk1's minons. He's kind of like Ganon's Ganondorf, you know, where the second to last boss is harder then the final boss.

Nick is a long-time inhabitant of DTF. He was once a normal man with dark hair and steely eyes, but an encounter with bosk1's biblical penis changed him into a huge asshole, a living cloud of anus gases. As the most active moderator, he could manifest himself in any thread almost instantly, ruining all the fun for everone else. After the banning of Quadrochosis, his power increased tenfold, and almost anyone who posted anything even slightly cool was "warned".

Perhaps the most famously gay thing that Nick does is hosting his web radio, "When Prog and Anus Unite". Despite having to change the show's weekly time slot to accomodate its fan (Perpetual Change ), the show has been, overall, an atrocious failure. Even though he tries really hard, no one ever tunes in.





Other than being a huge condescending enforcer of his own opinion on DTF and hosting his radio show, Nick is also really adamant about his favorite group of men wearing knee high orange socks, The Philadelphia Flyers. You can almost be certain that if Nick isn't on DTF, hosting his radio show or filling corpses with preservatives, he is at a Flyer's game.

Trivia

 * Under the guise of a "girlfriend", Nick has paid some girl to go to Flyer's games with him so he doesn't have to go alone. Since he lives in the same city as 73109, it is believed that this "girl" is just 73109 in drag, due to the fact that she looks gaymanish.
 * As previously mentioned, Nick gets his rocks off by pumping large amounts of preservatives into dead bodies. When no one else is looking, sometimes Nick likes to inject his own semen into the decaying corpses.
 * Despite being able to discharge semen, he has a vagina.