Lateralus88

lateralus88 started posting on DTF back before it was cool (before the time of zxlkho). He is sometimes known as the "accidental hipster," though he has stated in interviews that he detests that nickname.

Lateralus, or, simply "lat," has always been known to be under the age of 21, making him want to learn how to drink "like an adult." This has led many fans to question the validity of his posts. Some fans suggest that his posts are just his mind working on real life scenarios and he is learning to cope like every other American with first world problems, while others suggest that his share of bad luck is because of his friendship with another member, "73109." Despite this, fans universally proclaim lat as a powerful force and a man to be modeled after.

Once it was discovered that lat had hair, and that the hair was in the shape of a goomba a la Super Mario, a spell was cast on him by the Mighty Mod Nick (of the "C-Team," bosk's army of misunderstood moderators). The spell rendered his penis useless to be inserted into a woman's vagina. Seeing that this didn't accomplish anything, Nick then added to the spell that every woman within 1,000 feet of lat would instantly become a lesbian.

Lat has been known to drink liquor while drunk, and to routinely be okay with his sexual attraction toward male animals. He recently started posting youtube videos everywhere on DTF, to his fans' amusement.

He can be seen routinely on other sites with Ultimetalhead, where it is rumored they sometimes hold hands, but only to feel something resembling love for a fleeting moment.

Trivia

 * While having absolutely no real life or applicable skills/talents, Lat is one of the most innovative in creating offbeat mousetraps powered by car keys.