Gadough

Gadough is the worst being on the face of the planet, well-known for being wrong about absolutely everything. He sells propane and propane accessories and wears ICP makeup on his days off. The closest that biologists have come to classifying Gadough's species is "sentient pond scum," since he is too mentally damaged to be classified as "human." He attempts to hide his malicious nature by hiding beneath a veil of adorable puppy avatars, but it is very important that you do not let your guard down around him, lest he strike with his horrible, wrong opinions like a full can of Blue Rhino to the face, I tell you what.

He is married to his wife, Peggy, and has one son, Bobby. His father, a WWII veteran, recently joined the choir invisible, after which Gadough shipped his father's head to the emperor of Japan, I tell you what.

Despite all of his glaringly wrong opinions, Gadough is considered to be "well-liked" amongst most of the DTF community for reasons cited as "respectful," "funny," "too nice to troll," and "being the most decentest person in the world, I tell you what." However, this is likely for pity's sake, rather than any kind of sincere adoration.

Skydivingninja has claimed Gadough as his sworn enemy. However they have been spotted touching their penises together on more than one occasion.

If Gadough can manage to get a princess (or a DuPree sister) to kiss him to the tune of the Coheed & Cambria masterpiece "Mother Superior," he will turn into a human, albeit still cursed with his unfortunate Louisiana accent, I tell you what.

Dangit Bobby.