Ravenheart

The resident indie of DTF, though his hatred of true indies such as zxlko and Quadrochosis compel him to deny this title. Instead, he prefers to be called the resident goth/industrial/EMGPHDM(Electromagnetic Gothpulse Hair Death Music) kid. He is also the world's expert on mascara and hair products.

Ravenheart's most defining feature is his hair. It is said that his hair unlocks the key to the Titans' prison, and if it were to fall in the wrong hands, destruction would surely follow. Given the recent hysteria over Mayan doomsday prophecies, it is rumored that Ravenheart is being held in secrecy by the CIA in an underground bunker about five miles west of Hoboken, New Jersey, where no one would ever want to go. It was almost stolen by Steve Harris, of Iron Maiden fame, who cited a need for lyrical inspiration, but the plot was foiled by a mob of Brazilians.

When he is not conquering worlds or breaking hearts, Ravenheart writes for COMA music magazine, mostly about goth/industrial/EMGPHDM music. His friends support him in this endeavor even though they have no idea what kind of shit they're reading about. Rumors have also surfaced about a plan to bomb nursing homes and other refuges of the DTF "fogies."

Trivia

 * Once met David Tennant in 2008. Right after meeting him, Tennant looked at the embarrasing excuse for a porcupine that he calls his hair and quit Doctor Who in embarassment.
 * Brittany Spears shaved her head out of madness after trying to replicate the powers of Ravenheart's Hair.
 * He is chaste, only saving himself for Emilie Autumn or Robert Smith, whoever approaches him first.
 * Due to his age, he knows absolutely nothing about anything.