ZBomber

Perhaps the most elusive of all the DTFers, the rare and rather unshapely ZBomber is extremely hard to find. The only known photograph of this Poison/Grass type DTFer (pictured right) shows the rare breed in its typically sleeping pose (passed out from extensive weed use).

While these days quite a rare find on the DT side of the boards, you may occasionally see him lurking around in the shadow's the the often quickly-removed threads about the silly antics of ZBomber's arch-nemesis: Mike "Jewbag" Porntoy. ZBomber has been searching tirelessly (unless he's too high) for the mighty Jewbag ever since the fateful encounter on April 23, 2010, in which the ZBomber missed the Jewbag with his Gastro Acid attack (which may also poison the target) by a mere 6 inches while the Jewbag was performing his Whirlwind attack.

Although you will probably never manage to find the rare, poisonous DTFer in the wild (because you suck), I will give you a few hints on how to catch one of these illustrious creatures:
 * ZBomber can only be caught on Rt. 8 (also known as DTF.org/generalmusicdiscussion) between the hours of 11pm and 4am when he is feeding on cannibis and McDoubles. That is the only time he will be still long enough for you to catch it.
 * The lucky few who HAVE managed to capture the dreadest beast (see: Good Guy Gadough, The Douche ) were only able to do so because they used a WilsonFlute. This extraordinary instrument is shaped like Steven Wilsons' penis, and when you bite down and blow hard on it, it plays the epic ending part of "Normal" by Porcupine Tree. Using this technique (during the appropriate time) might help your luck in capturing a ZBomber.
 * If all else fails, just give it a fucking joint and it will happily hop into your PokeBall.
 * If its name appears as "ZedBomber," your game is glitched.

Trivia

 * Apart from the above image, no one has ever seen a ZBomber. The lucky few who have managed to catch one have relied solely on the smell of marijuana and the haze of smoke to guide their balls of Poke.