Ultimetalhead

This article talks about DTF's resident metal head, aptly named Ultimetalhead (abbreviated UMH).

UMH started posting in 2008 after learning of the band Dream Theater, and deciding that joining an internet forum dedicated to DT was a worthwhile endeavor.

His posting was often seen as very condescending and rude to the more established and older members (also known as the "Fogies"). However, UMH calmed down after some time and became a very prominent member of the community. This is also where he met his semi-platonic partner, lateralus88.

After meeting lat, they both felt it their duty to discover other music besides Dream Theater. One day, UMH was very bored on the computer, and decided to type in DT into his Lycos search engine. However, one of the results was not of Dream Theater, but of one Devin Townsend. Curious, he clicked the link and simultaneously soiled himself as he had found his new favorite band. It is reported that lat had his hand down UMH pants at the time, and needed to clean up after the incident.

More recently, UMH has taken to employing "nonstandard unmonochromic textual communication theory," otherwise known as "rainbow typing." As would be the case, the "C-Team" saw this as trolling and UMH was told to stop with the rainbow posting. There was some backlash to the incident, including the controversy of keeping a Skittles thread open, but UMH has stated that he needed to listen to The Mighty Masturbator a few times to collect himself and let the situation go.

In his personal life, UMH is a devout Christian who sometimes struggles with his beliefs in God. When asked about his feelings toward various atheism support groups, he has said "They will burn in Hell after my God's judgment tells them of all their evil deeds! No! I will be there to watch as they get thrown into the fiery furnace!" Currently, UMH spends an hour to 90 minutes praying in solitude.

He also struggles with masturbation, and has been known to tally how many times he pleasures himself in a notebook he calls "The Fap and Tap Chronicles." He has made his problem well-known to the community.