Jamesman

Jamesman (Jay-mmmmssss-may-ng) is a resident of DreamTheaterForums.org and apart of the very rare species, Orangus Frogger. James the mang has lived a rather cut throat and challenging life. As a tadpole, the struggle for survival was often difficult due to vicious predators such as the fruit fly and the Hefnotoad.

As he grew out of his adolescence, Jamesman started to notice many changes in his phyiscal form. He began peeling and shed his frog like form. Upon this process or peeling and shedding, also know as "pshedding", James took on a much more masculine, sexy, human male form. His voice deepened, he grew pubes both on the north and south end of his body and he developed the ability of "Sunday Night Alcoholic".

Currently, Jamesmang now lurks DTF, but without the ability to post because he decided being a raging fag was a much better way to spend his time. Coincidentally, he also enjoys having other men's rectums in or around his mouth and has been known to spend his days on chat rooms in the attempt to lure in unsuspecting older Jewish women to his home.

Trivia

 * James has no genitalia. Just a black hole which leads to the 9th dimension. No one has ever been reported back alive after witnissing said black hole.
 * The all mighty Fuhrer of DTF, Bosk1, has made James his bitch on many separate occasions. It's practically a weekly thing at this point.
 * He likes wine.
 * His favourite phrase is "lol" and "ok"
 * lol
 * Jamesman was once a disciple in the church of Our Heavenly Father Bosk1. They used to caress each other by the moonlight and whisper bible verses in each other's ears, until one day, when Jamesman was finally able to fit Bosk1's whole BIBLE into his mouth, he realized simply how PIOUS he had become. On this day, he fell from the heavens and sunk down into the depths of the 5/8th Circle of Hell, where he then became the de facto general in leading the charge to infect DTF with a scourge called Avatarus Quotitis.